I was actually already planning to go! Everyone knows if you answer 'yes' to a Facebook invite, you're bound by social contract to show up, and YAY, ROCKS.
I am a fan of Alison's. I think she would be up for any of these. She would probably kill it at comedy and find some poetic intellectual rant about male violence. My vote is moving rocks. That's an actual experience I would like to hear her perspective on.
I voted for Open Mic because she's hilarious and would kill it. So, that's less of a worst night thing and more of a "I want to see that" thing. Alison is awesome.
C'mon. Stand-up will be scary but can't you foresee the write-up? Petrified....what do i say...who do i make fun of, do I make fun?....longest 5 minutes ever...harder than it looks..tried to channel Janeane Garafolo, didn't work....few people laughed, most didn't...never do it again, ever.
While I don't find the idea of Alison bearing the sexual advances of clods hilarious, I'm sure the write up/observations will be the best.
VOTE CAGE FIGHT.
If Alison does standup comedy, and personally I'm going to vote a dozen times for that, perhaps she could have to throw in a bunch of jokes written by really dumb stand-ups that she hates? I'm thinking less Louis C.K., Dave Chapelle, George Carlin, more Vince Vaughn. DANE COOK. Maybe she could dress like Dane Cook and talk like him?
"When you're in a relationship with somebody awful, I call that a relation-SHIT."
So that means you're volunteering for "unrock the bowl," right? They could really use your help!
I was actually already planning to go! Everyone knows if you answer 'yes' to a Facebook invite, you're bound by social contract to show up, and YAY, ROCKS.
While I don't find the idea of Alison bearing the sexual advances of clods hilarious, I'm sure the write up/observations will be the best.
VOTE CAGE FIGHT.
Rocks, I guess.
"When you're in a relationship with somebody awful, I call that a relation-SHIT."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6lDJb-0UV…
Comedy.