Steve, I sincerely appreciate the fact that your fairy wings match your shorts.

So begins Graham's campaign for the Arts editorship.

Thank you for confirming my assumptive categorical detestation of this event without ever having to endure it. I'll be weird in some other way. No judging.

"...people dressed in yak horns eating corndogs." Priceless!

@CC: So you too think I would make a fabulous Arts Editor? Thanks, I agree.

WHO didn't know there'd be swarms of bare-midriffed cute female cosplayers?

Steve dodged a bullet. Here is Bret Michaels singing "Endless Love" to a car.

http://youtu.be/YXcrOjO8tn8

I love everything about this.

go to the gathering of the juggalos please

Hope you didn't fuck around too much.

Eugene is teeming with elf AIDS.

Man, that is one badass t-shirt.

yeah juggalos, bet you'd have way more fun

Hippy is a derogatory term, coined by a cynical reporter in San Francisco who didn't like the flower children. Actually, we used to refer to ourselves, as "Freaks;" and no, I'm not going to own the term "Hippy" as homosexuals own the term "Queer," simply in order to take the fun away from antagonists.

Nevertheless, if kids nowadays want to call themselves hippies, that's fine by me. These cute little hippy chicks are groovy and out of site.

Humpo- you weren't supposed to like it so much. Next year there had better be a superfund site cleanup or a Multnomah Athletic Club networking symposium in your future.