… this Houston reporter (who, by the way, also receives the “MOST AWESOME TV REPORTER EVER!!” award). Language NSFW, or most television audiences.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey

I ask myself this question every day.