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Paving a Residential Street

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Why is the city paving SE 41st from Division? A perfectly good street while division street goes unpaved. On site-crew member said they have done three just like this recently and it made no sense. Indeed it makes no sense and must be looked into, dear reader. These are tax dollars.ย 

This has been a recurring pattern with this outfit. Pave streets that do not need it. PBOT needs investigating. Shine some light on them.โ€”Anonymous

Eff Airbnb

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I’m so sick of all the Airbnb’s in this town. Rents are insane, and the sheer number of these unregulated ‘hotel’ spaces is even more ridiculous. We need to be like other cities and ban them. Sadly, so many greedy folks won’t simply give up their cash cow. It’s time to push back. Long term, stable housing needs to be prioritized over the short term profits of these people and companies (how many airbnb’s are owned by corporations???). It’s time. Portland, do the right thing.โ€”Anonymous

Hey you, the one Iโ€™m always talking to โ€ฆ

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I seriously just love you and I see you trying for it! You do all you can and shit is hard, but you are out there fucking it up! You’re cute and cool and just kinda the best! Hope I see you soon, you lively baby. That was a rad short btw ๐Ÿ˜˜ Keep being rad โค๏ธโ€”Anonymous

DMV Shenanigans

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To the guy at the Delta Park DMV taking the license photos โ€” you, my guy, are a brilliant genius and a sly flirt. I see how you get people laughing and smiling right before the picture. Somehow you turned the DMV into the spot to be. Keep doing your thing, because that energy definitely doesnโ€™t go unnoticed.โ€”Anonymous

Protect Oregonian’s Access to OHSU

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Hello Friends at I, Anonymous,

I am writing as a patient who depends on access to highly specialized medical care available through OHSU.
I am deeply concerned about reports that patients insured through Blue Cross Blue Shield of Oregon may lose in-network access to OHSU. For many Oregonians, this is not simply a matter of choosing between hospitals. OHSU serves as Oregon’s primary academic medical center and provides specialized expertise that often cannot be replicated elsewhere in the state.
As a medically complex patient, I rely on physicians and specialists who have experience managing conditions that require advanced diagnostics, multidisciplinary coordination, and subspecialty expertise. Losing in-network access could result in significant financial hardship, disruption of established care, delays in treatment, and reduced access to providers uniquely qualified to manage complex cases.
My own care requires coordination among multiple specialists. OHSU provides expertise that is difficult or impossible to replicate elsewhere in Oregon. The possibility of losing in-network access creates uncertainty not only for me, but for many patients whose medical needs exceed what a typical community healthcare system can provide.
As Oregonโ€™s only academic medical center, it provides highly specialized expertise, multidisciplinary care, advanced diagnostics, clinical research, and subspecialty services that may not be available elsewhere in the state.
Patients with complex medical conditions often spend years building care teams and obtaining referrals to the specialists best equipped to manage their conditions. Losing in-network access to OHSU would not simply create inconvenience. It could disrupt continuity of care, delay treatment, increase costs, and leave some patients without realistic alternatives.โ€”Anonymous

Childish Idiot

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Iโ€™ve had my share of crappy bosses in the past, but holy shit, you really take the cake.ย 
You make no attempt to hide your contempt for us, your employees.ย 
You are selfish. You are totally useless. You contribute nothing but lies. You lie through your teeth, and give vague answers when asked basic questions.ย 
Your fake smile disgusts me. You are a corporate shill, a sycophant, a suck-up. I hate you, and your idiot pals.โ€”Anonymous

Possible Amnesia Over Lost Population of Portland

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Dear Portlanders,
Didn’t the great migration of youth happen maybe in 2022 ? Or was that not a thing? Why is that not a concern of of those doing a poll now of those wanting to exit the state? What was the root cause? The youth out migration had numbers in the thousands and did they cone back to city?
There are more pressing things like unpaid labour not getting valued but it would be interesting to have a revisit of the youth leaving and what that has led to.โ€”Anonymous

Dear 22-Year-Old Me (Or You)

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Itโ€™s a goddamned privilege to live in Portland Oregon. If 55 yos are complaining about dumbfuck 22 yos voting yes for the goddamned Oregon Historical Society (read society, shudder) just know that youโ€™re wrong, and cut your hair and get a job and quit hanging out with those loser friends youโ€™ve been running around with. Lots of love to you.โ€”55 yo Me (AKA Anonymous)

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