Anonymous

My daughter turned 11 yesterday, and part of the celebration was she could choose where the family would have dinner. I dreaded her choice, knowing she held your circus cafeteria in great regard. Too often has she walked by the doors and said in a low tone, CHEESECAKE FACTORY. I knew we were in for […]

[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] Why is the city paving SE 41st from Division? A perfectly good street while division street goes unpaved. On site-crew member said they have done three just like this recently and it made no sense. Indeed […]

[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] I’m so sick of all the Airbnb’s in this town. Rents are insane, and the sheer number of these unregulated ‘hotel’ spaces is even more ridiculous. We need to be like other cities and ban them. […]

[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] I seriously just love you and I see you trying for it! You do all you can and shit is hard, but you are out there fucking it up! You’re cute and cool and just kinda […]

[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] To the guy at the Delta Park DMV taking the license photos — you, my guy, are a brilliant genius and a sly flirt. I see how you get people laughing and smiling right before the […]

[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] Hello Friends at I, Anonymous, I am writing as a patient who depends on access to highly specialized medical care available through OHSU.I am deeply concerned about reports that patients insured through Blue Cross Blue Shield […]

[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] I’ve had my share of crappy bosses in the past, but holy shit, you really take the cake. You make no attempt to hide your contempt for us, your employees. You are selfish. You are totally useless. You […]

[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] Dear Portlanders,Didn’t the great migration of youth happen maybe in 2022 ? Or was that not a thing? Why is that not a concern of of those doing a poll now of those wanting to exit […]

[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] I like seeing videos and photos of rock bands on social media as much as the next person!  But nothing ruins a live concert in a small club like having someone (or even 3-4 at the […]

[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] I went through a lot of shit and worked some really shitty jobs so I can one day work a mediocre menial labor position and possibly work off a degree by my mid to late forties. […]

[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] I want you to know you were my inspiration. You inspired a white-hot emotion I never knew existed in me. It was like my cosmic insides had turned inside out and that feeling turned into a […]