[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] There is not much in the world hotter than summer in Amsterdam with a bakfiets mom pedaling children to wherever whilst texting with both hands.—Anonymous
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Missing from the Table
[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] I’m all about food in this city. I can’t help but notice Eater has been noticeably less frequent in its publishing schedule. What gives?! Feed me, Eater PDX!—Anonymous
Re:Your Stupid Cargo Bike
[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] Is this real or just a joke? Hoping this is your attempt at a Portlandia style satire 😂 If not I hope someone gives you a hug or something …Also to anyone who is low income […]
Your Stupid Cargo Bike
[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] Those bikes with the cargo space in front are so ugly and look so stupid. Portland needs to ban these ugly bikes to keep our streets beautiful. When these stupid bikes where strictly ridden by die […]
Always Working
[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] My cat has had some sort of blister or abscess for a little over two years now. I wanted to get him into a vet right away but my wife was worried about cost and after […]
Always Great to See You
[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] Also I it would be fun to make out but still just be cool friends and chill ..but I kinda wanna kiss and not be weird and still be cool.—Anonymous
How to Celebrate 2027
[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] No trialNo speechJust voteTo impeachThat was goodThat was niceTurn aroundAnd do it twiceLove and peace—Anonymous
You Frowned Your Whole Career
[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] …and its strange. so strange. honestly, i’m more bored than anything else these days. i genuinely seem to like most of you, but I’m a really nice guy, so… i really like the positions we have, […]
So a City Councilor Starts a Fire in His Backyard
[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] And everyone looks the other way.City council guy from the 4th district (the well heeled district) decides to burn yard debris in his SW PDX backyard at the same time something on the order of a […]
EEK! Look Within!
[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] Hey. When I met you I was wildly attracted to your individuality. I live with a huge crush on you for only a reason my reptilian brain knows. But having admired you for a while, all […]
Fucking Relax
[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] Listen, I know everyone is wary of AI and is tired of seeing design slop but lighting up some person running a food cart because they made an AI menu is just losing the plot. How […]
They Do It to Themselves, They Always Do
[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] Then the public pays for it. I remember Trimet being excited about coming back to life after the pandemic. We all were. But, Lord how wrong were they? I remember they implemented increased frequency to many bus […]
