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Eff Airbnb

[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world?ย Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!โ€”eds] I’m so sick of all the Airbnb’s in this town. Rents are insane, and the sheer number of these unregulated ‘hotel’ spaces is even more ridiculous. We need to be like other cities and ban them. […]

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DMV Shenanigans

[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world?ย Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!โ€”eds] To the guy at the Delta Park DMV taking the license photos โ€” you, my guy, are a brilliant genius and a sly flirt. I see how you get people laughing and smiling right before the […]

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Childish Idiot

[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world?ย Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!โ€”eds] Iโ€™ve had my share of crappy bosses in the past, but holy shit, you really take the cake.ย You make no attempt to hide your contempt for us, your employees.ย You are selfish. You are totally useless. You […]

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Dear 22-Year-Old Me (Or You)

[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world?ย Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!โ€”eds] Itโ€™s a goddamned privilege to live in Portland Oregon. If 55 yos are complaining about dumbfuck 22 yos voting yes for the goddamned Oregon Historical Society (read society, shudder) just know that youโ€™re wrong, and cut […]

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Judge Barfy

[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world?ย Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!โ€”eds] I want you to know you were my inspiration. You inspired a white-hot emotion I never knew existed in me. It was like my cosmic insides had turned inside out and that feeling turned into a […]

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Punk Rock Posers

[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world?ย Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!โ€”eds] To the people who were throwing firecrackers in Ankeny alley on Saturday night, Iโ€™d like to say fuck you. A young man was murdered by gunfire in that spot not 6 months ago. You suburban rich […]

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