Anonymous

[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] Always so scary how quickly I can go back to feeling like all my accomplishments are fake and I’m really just some creep pretending to be a person and the only person I ever really fool […]

[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] I love it when I get little reminders of people’s lives I had the honor of briefly participating in. People who felt nice to flitter in and out of ours lives. Not a sad feeling, but […]

[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] A radical proposal: what if dog owners had their dogs poop on parking strips and not peoples’ lawns?  I live in a neighborhood with houses with the privilege of lawn on both sides of the sidewalk. […]

[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] Dear Narci (ssist), I wrote you a poem. I hope it finds you on your worst day, and you feel a wave of paranoia that it could potentially be about you! It is!  Roses are redViolets […]

[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] We met last night at a native networking event, where participants were encouraged to meet new people and build professional relationships. During the event, I noticed that you remained close to me throughout several conversations. After […]

[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] …and I don’t give a shit if you think I’m weird. Disassociate my way though a workout imagining the the late spring while kicking my heels back to my dimpled thighs. I’m into it and I […]

[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] OMG! It’s all so beautiful. The gentlest sway of a breeze, an ant wandering to the wrong side of things, a single drop of rain. Ashes to Ashes, Fun to Funky. It’s all coming down. Get […]

[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] Dear Space Girl, The best thing I can do for you now is to stay away for good, so my apologies will live here. I am so sorry for the vile things I said about you […]

[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] Every day working for you was a lesson in how to exploit North Portland and ruin a classic restaurant and now I just can’t get enough of this deep satisfaction I feel over your latest public […]

[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] EBikes are a great addition to urban travel. The environmental benefits are great and, like PM mentions in the recent article, it’s had a positive impact on travel/mobility for many in our metro area.  But please, […]

[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] If you call yourself progressive but still shame fat bodies, slut-shame women, ridicule people for how they dress, fuck, cope, grieve, or behave, you’re not. You’re helping to uphold the social standards of oppression.  You can’t […]

[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] I love the Blazers. However, Portland owes Tom “El Cheapo” Dumdum, nothing. Don’t give him the money. 120 Million is a lot of money for a man who has never done an honest days work. He […]