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Hey dude, your truck is leaking motor oil all over the place. It sucks for the environment. It sucks for everyone in our building’s parking lot that has to walk through it when it rains and the oil spreads in everyone direction. It sucks because it’s damaging the pavement and everyone’s tires who is forced to park next to you. In conclusion, you suck. Grow up and fix your truck.—Anonymous