[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] The U.S. is currently without a government. Every single member of every single branch of the federal government is a traitor. Trump does whatever he wants, Congress does nothing, and the so-called highest court in the […]
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Talked Out
[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] I don’t want to go to work today. Got a new hire to train who won’t shut up long enough for me to teach him anything. Kinda feel like I’m being silenced all over. Always stuck […]
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Gym Time
[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] If you are spending more time at the gym and not making progress, here is a pro tip: Sitting on the machines staring at your phone doesn’t count as working out.—Anonymous
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A Modest Transportation Plan
Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE! In honor of Mercury transportation month, I offer the following modest proposal1) Abandon the I-5 bridge replacement project, it is a dinosaur that needs to die, and moving the traffic jam several miles down the freeway, […]
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The Book on My Nightstand
[Got a rant or confession to get off your chest? Submit it to “I, Anonymous” here.—eds] I bought a book last week. A translation of the Ethiopian canon. Eighty-one books. The one the West decided was too big. I wanted to see what they left out. I found Enoch. The whole book. Jude quotes it […]
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Your Actions Speak Volumes
[Got a rant or confession to get off your chest? Submit it to “I, Anonymous” here.—eds] You’ve been enjoying the cover of Portland’s liberal reputation but your actions speak volumes; you are fascist. You continue to increase funding for the police while cutting social services. Building sports arenas with dollars needed for climate action. You […]
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Attention: Side Pee-ers
Hey sideways pissers. Maybe also stand sideways so your piss makes it into the urinal and not on the floor.—Anonymous
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Ain’t it just like rain
I can’t say for certain when I first had a true sense of what was happening. I say sense because it’s more about awareness than knowledge and certainty. Imagine walking in the rain, you can have a sense of when the rain starts, and a sense of how the drops feel, but there is no […]
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TriMet, Car Collisions, and Carbon Emission….
TriMet Board Members are still taking comments on their eliminations of bus lines and cuts to frequency which will add to congestion, long wait times during a very hot Summer on the way which could kill and certainly make some riders violently ill (my friend puked on the bus after waiting over 20 minutes in […]
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What a delight to see you
It’s so nice to see you. Happy even with all that this world is. I would love to just sit and talk with you and laugh and embrace all this world could give. Thankful that we can still be friends.
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Easy Like Sunday Morning
As if. Especially for 5 am on a Sun morning, the universe has other plans to how to day will ebb and flow. For a Sun morning, I mean come the fuck on. Sun is supposed to be the most chill of the days. I’m going to work and I’m quite okay with it. But […]
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If we ever get out of here
They don’t have the political capital or goodwill to sustain this. Pretty soon there is going to be a run on the metaphorical bank of the corrupt system propped up so badly right now. So when that happens don’t panic and be thankful you held to your principles on everything, regardless of the state of […]