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Why is it always the same people coming to parties bringing nothing to the table, literally? They take the whole “it’s your presence that matters, not your presents” to heart. It’s commonplace to just bring something simple. A bottle of cheap ass wine? Chips? Anything simple? Some people don’t even do that. Some people come […]

I don’t know about anyone else, but at this point, I really just don’t have the time or energy to be outraged all the time. Or even to be angry at anyone or anything I don’t know personally because honestly? At a certain point it really isn’t even about them; it’s about yourself and your […]

My God, apparently the The Cesar Chavez Foundation is so “deeply shocked and saddened” by the “disturbing allegations” against Cesar Chavez that they can’t even tell me anything about it. Like, why even mention inappropriate sexual conduct in the first place? What level on the spectrum are we talking about here? I mean is this […]

Did you know the anus is constantly leaving its mark? On sheets, on beds, on chairs, on couches, on panties and underoos, on pants or shorts if you’re commando. Hershey squirts? Skid marks? Even if a fart seems successful in the sense that doodoo actually never came out, some excretion has occurred. So if you […]

Luckily, I’ve been fortunate to mostly live with people of the same mindset now that I’m in adulthood. But yikes, it sure can feel jarring when having to switch it up and staying with more ‘traditional’ folks. Sleeping in the nude is so preferable in my opinion, but it’s actually kind of a pain in […]

To every MAGA fuckhead….you people just set the Middle East on fire by supporting an idiot with so many psychological problems billions don’t even begin hide it.

With half of your escalators being consistently out of order, why are you completely blocking them off so no one can pass? Why not be like every other mall and leave them open so people can walk up and down? Instead of forcing people to wait for incredibly slow elevators that may or may not […]

Hey Anonymites, Friendly reminder that next week is Sunshine Week, so file public records request, question government officials, support independent journalism, and click on some fucking ads.

I’m gonna stop paying to go to concerts. The artists can sell their merch at the show on top of what they make for the booking, so screw that. I don’t care who else the artist employs. The venue makes so much money on overpriced food and drinks too. I’m not gonna pay no cover […]

We already pay the bulk of the TriMet operating budget through (mostly employment) taxes (49%), federal operating grants (13%), state and local revenue (8%). That’s a total of 70% that everybody has already paid—even folks who aren’t passengers. Passenger revenue is only covers 6% of the TriMet budget. https://trimet.org/budget/index.htm Why are we expected to cover […]

I was standing up front by the bus driver because I only had 4 stops to go, after just boarding. We roll on about 20 ft and the driver stops. I saw the dude on the right waving, not at a stop or not running. I eventually learned the driver stopped because he saw a […]

After a week of recovering from a bad sprained ankle, in bed, and house bound, I went to work for 30 hrs instead of the normal 40 hrs. My job is 100% walking. Oh the pain every STEP of the way, and basically learning a new way to walk. First thing is, getting anywhere takes […]