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Bare minimum, the last five news articles I’ve read (at least) that have involved a shooting, car crash, or other fatality, have always started with the same phrase: “Just after 2am, officers responded to etc…”
Not verbatim, but always around that time. So if you want to make it home alive, I’d suggest being home before two, if not earlier. Otherwise, kee your wits about you.—Anonymous