Anonymous

[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] Hey …um …I get moving past shit. I get that we can be cool. But fuck dude, stop telling people I’m some freak. You told them how awful I am so how would it be all […]

[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] I’m not sure how to fit into this world. I just don’t understand people or align with their motivations. I would like to see genuine care and love, not just indifference. People seem to just want […]

[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] I like, do not love my sister. I don’t even like her. I think she hates me. I hate living with her. She’s not a bad person, but I just like, can’t. I can’t fucking stand […]

[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] Just buried in work over here. Maybe someday, I’ll be in my mid 40s and almost have my bachelor’s with no real direction for how to use it, but for the next several years I’ve committed […]

[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] Thanks so much, N. Lombard and Interstate Fred Meyer shopper who looked me in the eye, slowly turned away, pretended I wasn’t coming down the aisle and just as I neared…r epositioned your cart to make […]

[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] Sometimes I feel people in this world forget they have blind spots. You know the whole point of all this is to work together and help each other out. No one is supposed to go it […]

[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] The U.S. is currently without a government. Every single member of every single branch of the federal government is a traitor. Trump does whatever he wants, Congress does nothing, and the so-called highest court in the […]

[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] If you are spending more time at the gym and not making progress, here is a pro tip: Sitting on the machines staring at your phone doesn’t count as working out.—Anonymous

Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE! In honor of Mercury transportation month, I offer the following modest proposal1) Abandon the I-5 bridge replacement project, it is a dinosaur that needs to die, and moving the traffic jam several miles down the freeway, […]

[Got a rant or confession to get off your chest? Submit it to “I, Anonymous” here.—eds] I bought a book last week. A translation of the Ethiopian canon. Eighty-one books. The one the West decided was too big. I wanted to see what they left out. I found Enoch. The whole book. Jude quotes it […]

[Got a rant or confession to get off your chest? Submit it to “I, Anonymous” here.—eds] You’ve been enjoying the cover of Portland’s liberal reputation but your actions speak volumes; you are fascist. You continue to increase funding for the police while cutting social services. Building sports arenas with dollars needed for climate action. You […]