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Is this real or just a joke? Hoping this is your attempt at a Portlandia style satire 😂 If not I hope someone gives you a hug or something …Also to anyone who is low income and wanting to get one of these bikes to litter the streets of portland with green transportation and less poo poo cars visit portlandebikerebate.com to apply for the program that help you to pay for one of these rad bikes!—Anonymous

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