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To the bro who refuses to fix his car that leaks huge amounts of motor oil in our building’s parking lot… isn’t it time you get that fixed? Every time it rains, the oil goes everywhere and we’re all forced to walk through it. Portlanders used to give a damn about the environment and showing common courtesy to their neighbors. Get yourself together before another rainy season is here.—Anonymous