Credit: Black Milk Clothing

“This is an idea that we have been thinking about for a while,” say the makers of these terrifying, biologically accurate leggings…

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  • Black Milk Clothing

To which I say, “Oh, Jesus Christ, why??!!!” It’s been done (related: my parents once took us to see Mr. Goodbody live, and he canceled the show because he was sick—can you believe that shit?), and it’s also been re-done. Please, please, put some pants on, girl.

Marjorie Skinner is the Portland Mercury's Managing Editor, author of the weekly Sold Out column chronicling the area's independent fashion and retail industry, and a frequent contributor to the film and...

6 replies on “Mr. Goodbody Called, And He Wants His Pants Back”

  1. As a cannibal, I …

    SHUT UP, CANNIBAL!

    I was just going to say, that as a cannibal I find those leggings very alluring, but those boots are hideous.

  2. R does have a point…but I doubt we will see anyone wearing these in public unless they are at some bar in the Pearl that caters to 21 yr olds and they are high as fuck

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