“This is an idea that we have been thinking about for a while,” say the makers of these terrifying, biologically accurate leggings…
- Black Milk Clothing
To which I say, “Oh, Jesus Christ, why??!!!” It’s been done (related: my parents once took us to see Mr. Goodbody live, and he canceled the show because he was sick—can you believe that shit?), and it’s also been re-done. Please, please, put some pants on, girl.

Finally over my “vagina dentata” fears and along comes “vagina zipperta.”
Catholics should just give their parishioners these pants instead of birth control: they both have the same effect
As a cannibal, I …
SHUT UP, CANNIBAL!
I was just going to say, that as a cannibal I find those leggings very alluring, but those boots are hideous.
Hand’s on anatomy learning…+1
R does have a point…but I doubt we will see anyone wearing these in public unless they are at some bar in the Pearl that caters to 21 yr olds and they are high as fuck
Welcome back, Todd. I, for one, have missed your witticisms.