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This just came over the Twitter feed about an hour ago:
When I saw it, the very first thought to jump in my head was “GODDAMMIT, ERIK HENRIKSEN!!” For some reason I automatically blamed Erik for this absolutely terrible Dave Coulier joke. And I’m not sure why. All I know is that somebody needs to go to jail for this.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Cut. It. OUT! I wonder if this guy is as into coke and hookers as Bob Saget is
Uncle Jesse Duke, of course.
ERIK SHOULD BE SENT TO THE GULLAG, I DON’T KNOW ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE GOING ON HERE.
This is what Twitter is for. Get over it.
SEND MARQ TO JAIL.
You should go to jail for following him. If somebody jumped off a cliff while remarking that their favorite bar is a Clif Bar, would you do it too?
I can’t believe you’d send a random vegan to jail before you’d send Todd Mecklem for crimes against humor!
Dave Coulier is not funny
regards
Dane Cook
Non-sequiturential prison terms, Zed?
deez nuts – comeback/response to the joke.