Let’s get it out of our systems: SHUT UP, VEGAN!
Now if you can look up from your bacon-slathered hands for a minute, there’s a benefit dinner this coming Sunday night for Merciful Maiden, a Klamath Falls animal sanctuary for “goats, kids, sheep, lambs, birds, llamas, dogs, cats, rabbits, and donkeys.” And yes, the prix fixe four-course meal is vegan, a collaboration between BridgePort chefs Jack Henniger and Jun Robles and Vida Vegan, which last summer hosted the first-ever vegan bloggers conference in Portland. The vegan takes on hearty pub food that make up the menu don’t sound too precious or diet-y, so even dabblers in vegan food (AKA dabblers in food) should get filled up. Plus there will be samples of BridgePort’s in-house beers to compliment the food. But really, if rescued baby goats don’t tempt you, nothing will. Tickets are here, and the full menu is here:
First course: “Happy Hour” a trio of small bites: Vegan mac n cheese with kettle chip crust, vegan red bean slider with smoky aioli, and BridgePort’s “wookie buffalo wings” with a shaved celery & radish salad
Second course: “Taco Salad” Raw vegetable salad with kale, quinoa, lentils, orange & spicy walnut chorizo topped with an avocado cashew sour cream & crispy tortillas with a light and lemony dressing
Third course: “Meat Loaf” Mini vegan meatloaf with smoky local miso bbq sauce, sweet potato fries & local seasonal market vegetables
Dessert is TBD, but we’ve heard rumors of chocolate—!

Madame Skinner, did you mention donkeys?
Regards, Don Quioxte
Tickets purchased. Thanks for the tip, and to the left, baby goat haters.
Shut Up Carnist!
@3, meateaters = “carnies.”
WHAT’S A VEGAN?