Why am I surprised about this?? Hot on the heels of the XXX Buffy parody I blogged about this morning, here’s the SFW trailer for Avengers porn. And while Buffy’s sex flick had certain charms—not so much with the Avengers’ dirty doppelganger. ANTI-CHARM #1: Chyna as She-Hulk is FREAKY. ANTI-CHARM #2: Iron Man’s costume was purchased at Toys R Us. ANTI-CHARM #3: Hawkeye is a cry baby, and ANTI-CHARM #4: Spider-Man is a douchebag DICK. No poll here… just a universal CONDEMN!
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I will also allow this.
For the next HUMP: the Mercury porn parody?
@REYMONT: SHUT YO MOUTH. IDEA ALREADY TAKEN.
Damn, that is a good idea! ESPECIALLY IF THEY PLAYED THEMSELVES.
Ewwwwwwwww.
It can’t be any worse than the Star Wars parody, where Darth Vader (Lexington Steele) has sex with Princess Leia, who then also has sex with Luke Skywalker.
I am already rock hard for the real Avengers movie. What do I need this for? And Chyna? Really!? She could have played She Hulk in a real production if she played her cards right, and instead is doing this?
Better than the Family Guy XXX, although James Deen as Quagmire is great.
@AL VENABLE: THAT’S A THING? AND JAMES DEEN DID THAT? I AM SAD NOW.
Yes, it’s a thing: http://straight.fleshbot.com/5897029/exclu…
Obligatory NSFW warning unless you work in adult entertainment.
@AL VENABLE: I STILL THINK THE FAMILY GUY IS ABSOLUTE BAD-SHIT-NOT-FUNNY, BUT I’LL ADMIT THAT JAMES DEEN IN THAT CLIP IS PRETTY ALL-RIGHT.