These are the comments that have had the Catholic League spitting out deranged press releases for two days. ZOMG! Dan Savage said those things about that pope that Dan Savage has said before! The same things he’s said on his podcast more than once! Things that he’s more than happy to post to his own blog!

Here are the comments the pope made that I’m taking to their logical conclusion. And for those of you keeping score at home: it’s not hate speech when pope claims that my marriage somehow constitutes a threat to the survival of humanity but it is hate speech when I tell an overwhelmingly straight and overwhelmingly Christian audience that the pope is being a ridiculous old queen.

See how that works? The pope can say anything he wants because FAITH! And I can’t defend myself because FAITH! It’s a neat trick: we can beat you up all we want and you aren’t allowed to defend yourself.

In addition to being a nationally syndicated sex advice columnist, the author of several books, and the host of the Savage Lovecast, Savage is “a deviant of the highest order” (Daily Caller)....

8 replies on “Dan Savage SAVAGES the Pope!”

  3. Graham, you care so little about these things that you just had to post that fact to all of us? Maybe you should add…

    4. POSTING ABOUT THINGS I DON’T CARE ABOUT.

  4. @EPROPHET: NO. YOU’VE GOT IT BACKWARDS. I DO CARE ABOUT POSTING ABOUT THINGS I DON’T CARE ABOUT. THEREFOR IT WOULDN’T BE ON MY LIST. JESUS… I CAN’T BELIEVE I HAVE TO EXPLAIN SIMPLE SET THEORY TO PEOPLE.

  5. “Things that [Dan]’s more than happy to post to his own blog!” Does … does Dan Savage actually have his own blog? I Googled for it, and I couldn’t find one. I did find this, though: http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageL…

    But then, what does Dan think “his own blog” is? Slog? Blogtown (where we get treated to reposts of everything he posts on Slog)? Is that why Dan acts like Blogtown is his own diary, his own place to archive everything that is said about him? Because he just thinks it’s his own blog?

  6. Can we get an update on what Dan had for dinner last night? That kind of important information probably deserves it’s own blog post.

  7. @EPROPHET: IF YOU DID SOME BASIC RESEARCH, YOU WOULD KNOW THAT POSTING LISTS OR INDIVIDUAL ITEMS ABOUT THINGS HE DOESN’T CARE ABOUT IS SOMETHING GRAHAM CARES ABOUT PASSIONATELY.

  8. Jokes aside, for as little as I myself care for the Catholic church, their political sway continues to hold in many parts of the world who should, frankly, know better.

    But yes; LOL SAVAGE LIKES TO BLOG ABOUT SAVAGE LOL.

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