Guys! As a newspapering person, I realize that sometimes the news moves a little too quickly to make sure everything is exactly right—but take it from someone with experience in this arena. There’s only one thing to really remember: ZIPPERS UP, SKIRTS DOWN. (In this reporter’s defense, she made a remarkable recovery.)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey

But what is between her legs?! There is a large, black, dildo-shaped object you can clearly see between her legs. It appears she was looking down at it when the camera panned her way. Bloomberg TV just got even kinkier.
She said what it was, ispy, it was Spain.
@ispy – It’s the battery pack for her microphone.