In case you weren’t watching the 2012 Paralympics this weekend—I’m pausing, and shaking my head at you in disgust—then you also missed one of the great table tennis shots of all time. (Which would’ve been wickedly awesome even without the crutch.) And thank you British announcer for weighing in with your hilarious opinion.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)