Here’s the EPK (electronic press kit) for Geoff Tate (singer for Queensrÿche). His life is obviously awesome, and he’d like to tell you all about it.
I think I just ruined your weekend.
UPDATE: This.
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you’d think with all of his fame and fortune, he’d be able to afford something other than crappy cell phone cameras and outstretched arms to document his success.
proof that some people *can* suck their own dicks.