From the Washington Times:

Paul Ryan has become the most high-profile gun owner in the nation this year. The Republican vice presidential candidate is known as an avid hunter, but what’s less known is that he exercises his right to own a handgun for self protection.

AND…

Mr. Ryan also likes to challenge himself by shooting with his revolver. “He likes hunting with a handgun,” Mr. Olcott said of his brother-in-law. “He’ll carry his .357 in the stand — in a holster — and wait for a deer comes in range for a handgun, which is more like bow range, 30 yards or closer,” said Mr. Olcott. “He’s shot a lot of deer with his handgun. He really likes that.”

That does sound like quite a challenge… especially considering that deer can probably smell Ryan’s bullshit from more than 30 yards away. (Have I mentioned that I like to exercise my constitutional right to bear throwing knives by hurling them at cats?)

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

3 replies on “Paul Ryan Shoots Deer with a Handgun—GUYS! He Needs to Protect Himself!!”

  2. A deeply religious family man who enjoys killing animals with a handgun. The perfect American. I feel like such a failure, why do I dislike killing things so much? What’s wrong with me?

  3. Those quotes totally sound like something North Korea would write about Dear Leader.

    “Kim Jong IL just had the best golf game ever, a hole in one on every hole in the entire golf course”

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