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And now we go to “street drunk” reporter Quita Culpepper for this live report on street drunks in Austin. Quita?
Thank you, Quita… and I’m pretty sure you hurt that drunk’s feelings! Ha! Ha! Ha! Meanwhile, another 36 people died in the Gaza Strip today when…
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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assumptions, assumptions.
just as not all fat folk are pregnant, neither are all stupid people drunk.
Oh, ho ho! @WILLIAM, my friend! These vapid, irrelevant videos are THE… FUCKING… BEST. Where ever do you find this stuff. Don’t EVER stop!!
SO… FUCKING… GOOD!
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No, YOU’RE the BEST!! You are just so great at coming up with original, never-before-heard comments. SO SMART! SO INCISIVE! And you’re also the absolute best about thinking of what everyone else might like instead of your own needs! KEEP IT UP, YOU WONDERFUL, AWESOME, AMAZING BASTARD!!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU!