Here at Blogtown, we want every dog to have a home—including the terrifying ones. Here’s a dog that might be a little oversized for your home, and he might fight with your other dogs… but he is enthusiastic, and he loves chips. And he’s, you know, terrifying.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)