In this week’s Mercury, Sarah Mirk wrote of two Portland men who gallantly shot a hot dog into space. That was pretty cool. However, was it as cool as these guys who turned their Christmas tree into a rocket? I don’t know the answer to that question. Shoot me into space and I’ll think about it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xsDZbRankCs

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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