Let’s cut Irish news anchor Aengus Mac Grianna a little slack for this completely unaware on-air blooper, because a) his name is the most Irish name since Darby O’Gill, and b) he was just trying to look better for YOU.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=A2d4WqQWchk

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)