We are all in agreement that comedian @robdelaney has one of the most heeeelarious twitter accounts in the Twitterverse—and I’m sorry I just said “Twitterverse.” Fuck a “Twitterverse.” WHERE WAS I?? Oh, yeah. To celebrate Rob Delaney on his show, Jimmy Kimmel gets a bunch of old people to read Delaney’s tweets… and they do a great job! GREAT JOB, OLD PEOPLE! You can die now.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tmdqf4Qz89g

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)