A reporter in China stops her wedding to report on this past weekend’s massive earthquake in the region—while still in her wedding dress. That’s adorable! (Or is it? Stand by for the movie version, Runaway Reporter Bride!)

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)