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It’s never too early to start thinking of a Halloween costume—or a costume if you want people to believe you’re the creepiest rapist ever. Check out this line of “Second Skin Star Wars Costumes” from Costume Craze. The upside is that they’re only $63. The downside is seeing Boba Fett standing above your bed while you sleep.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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These are awesome. Ladies, which of these would be the most sexy? Darth Vader?
Can the Wookiee-bag be shifted forward to serve as a codpiece?
FINALLY! MY FANTASIES CAN COME TRUE. ALL I NEED IS 15 OF THESE WOOKIEE SUITS AND A PAIR OF SCISSORS.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK
I am excited for this, regards
David Woo
Ps no relation at all to Congressman David Wu, none!
ALLEGEDLY!
Douchie mirror photo guy^