In this very important news story about a bull mastiff attacking the tires of a police car, New Zealand’s 3 News trots out some heavy duty computer graphics to help explain the story. WATCH OUT, Taiwanese animators! These Kiwis are hot on your creative heels!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)