Think you’ve damaged your current relationship beyond repair? Well, you haven’t done everything you can to save it until you watch and apply the knowledge you learn from this video of “Sandy Cohen’s Guide to Love.” If the dad from The O.C. can’t save your doomed relationship? THEN IT WAS NEVER WORTH HAVING AT ALL.


Hat tips to Vulture.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)