“This 9/11-themed golf course ad is a real thing that ran in today’s Wisconsin State Journal,” tweeted Josh Orton.
Tumbledown Trails, the name of which makes it sound like a delightful place where the Velveteen Rabbit went to retire, is currently having a lively time on their Facebook page, where there are hundreds of posted opinions—most of them accompanied by a surplus of exclamation points and/or ellipses, and most of them serving as excellent reminders of why reading internet comments and visiting Facebook are terrible, terrible ideas.
It’s like what Patrice O’Neal said- we are about 5 years from 9/11 becoming a hamburger and hotdog, day off holiday.
“How are you guys celebrating 9/11? Me and the dudes are going to be at Thirsty Lion happy hour, then hitting Dirty! I heard that girls will totally show their boobs on 9/11!”
Oh, my hometown. Trust me: less a place for the Velveteen Rabbit to retire and more a place for it to get chased around by asshole teens in golf carts.
Not mentioned in the ad: saying secret password “Muhammad Attah” at the register gets you a free bucket of range balls.
Also, shouldn’t the 18 hole price be cheaper per hole to pay as an incentive than then 9 hole price? Maybe I just don’t get golf.
Golf spelled backwards is flog.