Thursday, July 6
8:00 WB POPULAR
Emory Dick (the biggest nerd in school) puts the student body on trial for mistreating him! HAW! HAW! NERD!!
8:30 MTV THE REAL WORLD–NEW ORLEANS
It’s a catfight royale when Kelley and Melissa duke it out over Jaimie.
Friday, July 7
9:00 NIK HEAD OF THE CLASS MARATHON
The classic four-eyed brainiac sitcom of the ’80s! Starring Howard Hesseman and Robin Givens!
9:30 ABC MAKING THE BAND
O-Town undergoes hair and fashion makeovers when their manager realizes they just aren’t gay enough.
Saturday, July 8
8:00 NBC FREAKS & GEEKS MINI-THON
Three episodes from the recently canceled stoner/dork series.
8:00 A&E BIOGRAPHY
The life and times of Hollywood’s most attractive leading man (besides Patrick Swayze), Ernest Borgnine!
Sunday, July 9
9:00 E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY
Get the real scoop behind Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire? in “Rick & Durva: The Million Dollar Mistake.”
10:30 FX BOOGIE NIGHTS–Movie
A fictionalized account of the porn industry in the ’70s, starring Marky Mark and his big prosthetic wiener.
Monday, July 10
8:00 CBS BIG BROTHER
A bunch of people are crammed into a house, and videotaped by hidden cameras. Oh, I get it… it’s like prison!
9:00 FOX ALLY McBEAL
In this “very special” episode, Ally helps the disadvantaged by jumping a homeless guy’s bones.
Tuesday, July 11
8:00 WB BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
Faith awakens from her coma with one mission in mind: Kill Little Oliver!
8:00 FOX X-MEN: MUTANT WATCH
Calling all dorks! Catch this special preview of the upcoming X-Men movie!
Wednesday, July 12
8:00 CBS SURVIVOR
It’s week seven, which means everyone who’s left on the island forms one tribe. Let the screwing-over begin!