In last night’s episode of the verrry funny Nathan for You, Nathan Fielder helped out a struggling liquor store owner by coming up with an ingenious way to bypass state law and sell booze to teenagers. But don’t get your undies in a bunch! His plan is so perfect, everyone (including you) will walk away happy. Watch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=//www.youtube.com/embed/Kv1lSH4hK-w

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)