Thursday, Sep. 7
8:00 TOON POWERPUFF GIRLS
The city of Townsville panics when the evil monkey megalomaniac, Mojo Jojo, steals the girls’ baseball!
8:00 FOX DEAD PRESIDENTS–Movie
(1995) A brother returns from ‘Nam and is lured into an armored-truck heist. Directed by the Hughes brothers.
Friday, Sep. 8
9:00 WB POPULAR
The kids stand up for their shop teacher, who’s getting a sex change!
9:30 ABC MAKING THE BAND
Corky refuses to go on stage after discovering that J. J. used his eyeliner.
Saturday, Sep. 9
8:00 NBC THE BRADY BUNCH MOVIE
(1995) A hilarious send-up of the classic show, directed by Hill Street Blues‘ Betty Thomas.
8:00 TVLAND A-TEAM MARATHON
All I can say is that things must be pretty bad if you have to hire four ex-Vietnam vets who live in a van.
Sunday, Sep. 10
7:00 ABC THE EMMY AWARDS
Supposedly celebrating the best in television, yet they always seem to overlook Urkel.
7:00 FOX SPEED–Movie
(1994) Keanu Reeves rushes to the rescue of Sandra Bullock, who will explode if she doesn’t make it to the store in time to buy some mustache bleach.
Monday, Sep. 11
8:00 FOX SINCE YOU’VE BEEN GONE
A new game show in which contestants are isolated for a week, and then quizzed on what happened while they were away. Which reminds me of my new game show, While You Were Drunk.
10:00 COM STRANGERS WITH CANDY
Jeri, the 42-year-old crack whore/high-school freshman, gets kidnapped by a cult!
Tuesday, Sep. 12
8:00 WB BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
Buffy and the gang are forced to stop hating each other’s stinking guts, and work together to defeat Adam.
8:00 FAM FREAKS AND GEEKS
Sam, Neal, and Bill learn about the “birds and the bees” with little hope of ever using the information.
Wednesday, Sep. 13
8:00 NBC THE WEST WING
A repeat of the season finale, in which a disgruntled college student shoots up the staff.