At first I was like, “Oh, apparently they’re making the ‘Apparently Kid’ do commercials now? Apparently that’s a crock of shit!” But then I watched it, and apparently I was wrong—because the “Apparently Kid” is apparently more than adorable… especially when he’s being trampled by a gang of equally adorable puppies. Apparently.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey