Who wants to watch a trailer for Dawson’s Creek reenacted by dachshunds? To avoid an argument, let’s just say “the entirety of America.” Presenting… Dachshund’s Creek!

Full disclosure: I’ve fucking hated dachshunds ever since one bit the shit out of my leg when I was 12 years old. And I while I still think they are vicious abominations, this video makes them somewhat easier to stomach.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=//www.youtube.com/embed/6OXMnRH-VmU

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)