MUSIC—Kill Rock Stars picked the bands for tonight’s Red Bull Sound Select show, and it’s a doozy, with the dirty-denim rawk of the Shrine, the blacklight metal of Danava, and the frenzied operatic punk of Nasalrod. Be prepared for a righteous
bangover tomorrow morning. NED LANNAMANN
Doug Fir, 830 E Burnside, 9 pm, $12 ($3 with RSVP at redbullsoundselect.com)
STORYTELLING—Just before that day this month when lesser people demand forced declarations of love, Planned Parenthood Advocates of Oregon is bringing back its storytelling series, It’s Not Me, It’s You, devoted to the shittier (and funnier) side of all this dating business. Commiserate with comics Amy Miller, Curtis Cook, and others—while raising needed cash for the fight for reproductive rights. DENIS C. THERIAULT
Alberta Rose Theatre, 3000 NE Alberta, 7 pm, $18-20