COMEDY—Since debuting last fall, the delightful $5 Bill Comedy Night’s flourished under the steady hand of Mercury friend Robert Ham, and for good reason: Five bucks gets you consistently great stand-up at adorable, record-filled Turn! Turn! Turn! Tonight, Caitlin Weierhauser, Brodie Kelly, Barbara Holm, Tim Ledwith, and host Jenna Zine will crumple your face with laughter. High five! MEGAN BURBANK
Turn! Turn! Turn!, 8 NE Killingsworth, 8 pm, $5
SCIENCE—There’s a reason why the first term OMSI uses to describe OMSI After Dark is “child-free”—they know as well as anybody that their science museum is great once all those filthy little cretins aren’t around. Tonight’s 21-and-over event features beer, wine, and “mind games” activities that tie in with OMSI’s current Mazes exhibit. Take a date, and get started on the mind games early! ERIK HENRIKSEN
OMSI, 1945 SE Water, 6-10 pm, $7-13