In this Billy on the Street segment, the wonderful Billy Eichner teams up with late night (and soon to retire) legend David Letterman to ask regular New Yorkers “what Dave should do next.” It gives both hosts a good reason to scream at people. (These two should not only go into business together, they should marry and retire to some Polynesian island.)

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)