Let’s start with a theory. Why not? It’s just a theory. Later on we’ll address the gun-lust of the OLCC!

- FRANÇOIS VIGNEAULT
UNDERCOVER
RE: The President’s recent visit to Portland, where he addressed a crowd at Nike headquarters.
DEAR MERCURY—Why should President Obama visit Nowheresville to raise $110,000 and then give a speech he could just as easily give back in DC? I’ll guess there was some sort of fat cat meeting going on at Nike HQ, surely one of the most secure meeting environments on the planet…
