In true CIA Friday News Dump form, the organization yesterday released a treasure-trove of formerly classified documents relating to the 9/11 attacks. Yay, transparency! Um.
The O‘s got a map of possible routes mile-long combustible trains could take into Portland, if Pembina is allowed to ship their propane here. The mayor and two commissioners have said PembiNO.
Speaking of fossil fuels, check out this huge fracking dead zone in Texas. A giant blowout sprayed toxic chemicals far enough for officials to evacuate 20 families.
There’s hardly any water in the PNW, but people are drowning at an alarming rate this year. Get some water wings, people.
Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl fell off the stage last night and broke his leg. But the show must go on! So he finished his set. That’s so metal. \m/ \m/
Portland Community College created all-gender bathrooms! Get on board with this, please, everywhere else.
A prison worker has been arrested and accused of providing two escaped prisoners with the tools they needed to bust loose. Hope she got them to agree to come bust her out.
Uh oh, Uncle Jesse: John Stamos was arrested on suspicion of DUII.
Creepy or awesome? A surgeon is claiming he’s going to be able to transplant a human head onto a new body within 24 months. He was in Maryland recruiting volunteers to help him out. He’s already got a victim patient lined up.
Here’s a video of a RENTED Lamborghini Gallardo crashing in spectacular fashion:
“Get some water wings, people.”
Seems like a pretty glib reaction to, you know, people dying.