Sure, you may have seen that gorgeous midfield goal executed by the US Women’s Soccer team’s Carli Lloyd a million times already. But have you seen it while listening to Telemundo announcer Andres Cantor scream “GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL” for at least 30 seconds? If you haven’t, it is below… and a legitimate thing of beauty.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)