COMEDY—Kickstand Comedy Space may have been pushed out of its jaunty basement location, but one of its best stand-up showcases, Earthquake Hurricane, lives on upstairs at Velo Cult. Drink fancy beer surrounded by bikes, while Alex Falcone, Bri Pruett, Curtis Cook, and Anthony Lopez invite even more funny people over? Yes please! MEGAN BURBANK
Velo Cult, 1969 NE 42nd, 9 pm, $5
MUSIC—Say whatever you’ve gotta say to your concert-going pals well before Metz takes the stage tonight. The Toronto rock trio doesn’t go in for subtlety—just lots and lots of volume. Between the tinnitus and dehydration from your spasmic thrashing, there won’t be much room for conversation after the show. DIRK VANDERHART
w/Big Ups, Dilly Dally; Doug Fir, 830 E Burnside, 9 pm, $15