This year’s Mercury Sex Survey—written by the hilarious Bri Pruett—is the sexiest sex survey yet! It’s got more questions than ever, and really drills down deep (just the way you like it) into Portland’s most private sexual thoughts. SO WHY DON’T YOU TAKE IT? It’s fun, it’s hot, and it only takes about 8 minutes to complete, unless you’re one of those people who stop to masturbate.
HERE ARE JUST A FEW SAMPLE QUESTIONS!
Is your current partner hot in the sack?
Yes
No
No, but I want him/her to be!What do you want more of from your partner(s)?
Romance
Sexual frequency
Oral lovin’
Kinkiness
Attention to orgasmsWould you do a three-way?
Would and have.
Haven’t and wouldn’t.
Would but haven’t.What’s stopping you from a three-way?
Opportunity (unable to find suitable third)
Lack of personal interest
Lack of interest from partner
Too embarrassed to bring it up
There are tons more questions, so what are you waiting for? FILL OUT THE MERCURY SEX SURVEY HERE OR ON YOUR MOBILE DEVICE! (And don’t blame us if your bits get tingly.)
