GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! Tell me baby, do you recognize me? Well, it’s been a year. It doesn’t surprise me. LET’S GO TO PRESS.
Congrats to our own Cannabuzz columnist Josh Jardine who made Snoop Dogg’s Christmas the sticky-ickiest Christmas ever! (It’s like the Gift of the Magi… except with pot!)
After suffering for decades with a bum leg, one of the oldest elephants in North America, Tusko, was euthanized at the Oregon Zoo.
According to KGW, the FBI currently has a whopping 70 terrorism investigations currently running in Oregon.
Overreacting much? US authorities stop a British Muslim family from boarding a flight to Disneyland.
Hillary Clinton strikes back against sexist dum-dum Donald Trump who used the derogatory term “schlonged” in reference to her 2008 run for the Democratic nomination.
…WHICH INSPIRED THE MEME OF THE DAY!
If you like it then you shoulda put a schlong on it. #ReplaceAwordWithSchlong pic.twitter.com/1l1wUQ2BAB
— Jouralto (@jouralto) December 23, 2015
Remember when Donald Trump claimed that thousands of New Jersey Muslims cheered the fall of the twin towers? Yep, you guessed it. He’s now been proven to be a goddamn liar.
And yet? Trump continues to retain a strong lead in the polls at 39 percent. His closest competition is Ted Cruz at an embarrassing 18 percent.
Republican idiots in Kentucky are still enabling homophobic idiots like Kim Davis, because they are idiots.
An Ohio doctor who’s been convicted of Medicare fraud (and getting rich in the process) is trying to lay the blame at the feet of Obamacare.
Terrorist groups (and probably American bigots) were surprised when a group of Kenyan Muslims protected a group of Christians about to be murdered by Al-Shabaab militants.
Spoiler alert! A Montana man was arrested after threatening to shoot a Facebook friend for revealing a Star Wars spoiler.
Now let’s explore the concept of WEATHER: Like yesterday? That’s what today will be like. Though we may have a dry Christmas!
And finally, check out the 2015 World Yo-Yo champion in action. (I could TOTALLY do this… if I was talented and practiced constantly and cared.)
As if Snoop Dog can’t afford his own pot….