CONTENT WARNING: This can’t be un-seen. Watch at your own risk.

It’s not a combover. It’s a comb back and up and over and around and back. And it’s hinged. Everyone I’ve made watch this video audibly screamed at the :10 second mark. So be sure you’re sitting down if you choose to watch and have your emotional support peacock within reach. (Video courtesy of — or discourtesy of — John Aravosis. Follow John on Twitter @aravosis.)

In addition to being a nationally syndicated sex advice columnist, the author of several books, and the host of the Savage Lovecast, Savage is “a deviant of the highest order” (Daily Caller)....