Credit: KRISTINE EVANS

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KRISTINE EVANS

didn’t partake in the slip ’n’ slide, but I did take the mushrooms.

It was a hot, sweat-slick day in Denton, Texas, and I was with my college roommate, the same boy who had been my boyfriend in kindergarten. Now he had a boyfriend and I didn’t. Thank god I’d gotten over him when I was five-and-a-half. Both our brothers were also there, along with about 10 other friends. Hence the baby pool. Hence the Crisco-enhanced slip-n-slide. And the psilocybin.

I am notoriously bad at drugs. The first time I smoked weed in high school, I went to the emergency room. I’ll just let that sink in for a moment.

Courtenay is an author, teacher, and columnist. Her book, Okay Fine Whatever, is available wherever fine books about anxiety and sex club burritos are sold.