Meow meow Carole killed her husband and fed him to the tigers meow meow.
“Meow meow Carole killed her husband and fed him to the tigers meow meow.” Twitter

OKAY TEAM, you’ve made it through another Monday! Now you can treat yourself with this roundup of laff-filled and sweet tweets designed to make you smile. YOU’RE WELCOME, even though I didn’t hear you thank me.

Today in “this should be our new national anthem” news:

Today in “if more quarantine means more cat fashion shows… so be it” news:

Today in “technology has gone too far!” news:

Today in “What’s next? A mooing cat?” news:

Today in “as soon as this quarantine-thing is over, I’m moving in with these guys” news:

Today in “Would you look at that… bears can be nerds, too” news:

Today in “corkscrews just havin’ fun” news:

Today in “WHAT’S YA NAME???” news:

Today in “Brian… BRIAN! You forgot the cat!” news:

And finally, today in “I meow meow love this tweet meow meow” news:

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)