Bonjour, Wednesday! And WOW, it was kind of a rough rollercoaster ride, wasn’t it? Time to shake off those blues and brew up a better evening with the Mercury‘s daily CHEER UP CLUB, featuring a curated pile of laughs to make you smile. LET’S GET IT CRACKIN’! (Do people still say that? I still say that.)
Today in “If you ask me, Ina’s got the right idea” news:
Somebody please check on @inagarten pic.twitter.com/H1eJwkLj7p
— Phil (@prettygoodphil) April 1, 2020
Today in “Feeling strong Sandra energy lately” news:
Sandra the orangutang started washing her hands because she saw all the zookeepers doing it repeatedly during the COVID-19 crisis.
Wash your hands.
Be more like Sandra.🌎❤️🧼🌎 pic.twitter.com/t8TTizDGeD
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) April 1, 2020
Today in “Arnold Schwarzenegger’s mini donkey” news:
Trying to teach Lulu social distancing. pic.twitter.com/5k2sqpsIhh
— Arnold (@Schwarzenegger) April 1, 2020
Today in “Larry David makes a good point… there’s only trouble outside!” news:
“You’re hurting old people like me. Well, not me… I’ll never see you.”
Larry David wants everyone to stay home to protect older Californians from #COVID19!
He does not do these things.
Listen to Larry.#StayHomeSaveLiveshttps://t.co/snYe5v55Rw pic.twitter.com/C5cKOaAufE
— Office of the Governor of California (@CAgovernor) March 31, 2020
Today in “Everybody (and I mean EV-ER-Y-BODY) has an opinion, I guess” news:
finally, an expert has weighed in https://t.co/PHoVEv2ITb
— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) April 1, 2020
Today in “This is the only April Fool’s Day joke I’m accepting today” news:
This is what I found after someone knocked on my door today and then ran away. pic.twitter.com/PL6KFUKrhB
— TP (@tpostle311) April 1, 2020
Today in “When funny videos are TOO TRUE” news:
SUPERCUT every quarantine hangout call for work pic.twitter.com/PaDpks9Si1
— Brendon Culhane! (@brendonheyhey) April 1, 2020
Today in “Me, when I hear the store has toilet paper now” news:
Quarantine is getting crazier by the day 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/WXR9mfxcAn
— CCTV IDIOTS (@cctvidiots) April 1, 2020
And finally, today in “This is how I feel after reading the news” news:
This little girl pretending to like mommy’s cooking is the Twitter content I’m here for…🤭🤣😭💀 pic.twitter.com/8R0oRSeMDA
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) April 1, 2020
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