Broadway in the time of social distancing. Credit: Twitter Screen Shot
Broadway in the time of social distancing.
Broadway in the time of social distancing. Twitter Screen Shot

Okay, Tuesday! If you’re trying to bring me down, you’re doing a pretty goddamn good job! But I’m countering you with the Mercury Cheer Up Club—chock full of hilarious stuff from today’s internet! Touché!

Today in “Heady philosophical questions” news:

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)